Heroines that wear boots, not heels

If I was a SUPER HERO

and this was a comic book

and I had a sidekick

he would be my fact checker

my editor, a computer-savvy word nerd

(and he would be desperately in love with me).

And so would the bad guys, of course, 
and the city commissioner, because
I'm a girl.

And that's how they treat girls in comic books.

And I would wear some kind of full body bathing suit

thing with a short cape or a short skirt

(either or). Come to think of it,

I might not like this comic book life

in platform heels, with double D tits.

But I do with I could fly though!

That might be worth the stares.

And if I really did have SUPER POWERS

I'd like to think I'd do my share of saving lives around here.

As it is, I do my best, and I'm just me.

Just need to find myself a travel partner, I guess

and go start an adventure.